I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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