I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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