Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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