How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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