does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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