Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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