Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
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