do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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