I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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