mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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