there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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