Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
Randomize
