Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
