Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
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