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(908): View more from New Jersey

he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?

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(573): View more from Missouri

Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...

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(703): View more from Virginia

the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.

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(512): View more from Texas

My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?

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(503): View more from Oregon

Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering

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(269): View more from Michigan

I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely

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(901): View more from Tennessee

Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.

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