The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
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Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
So vagazzling was a success
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.