Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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