Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
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Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
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