That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
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