i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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