I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I deserve to be covered in dicks
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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