god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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