his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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