Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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