Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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