Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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