I'm drive I can fine osifer
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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