all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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