the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
My dick has a subreddit
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I have already put on my inside pants.
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