You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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