Small penises have feelings too.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
Everyone says I win the strip club
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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