It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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