When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
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