Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
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in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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