Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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