How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
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I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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