That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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