I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
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I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
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