i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It's never too late to be topless.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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