Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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