All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
