I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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