What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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