i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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