We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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