Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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