dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
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Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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