maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
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He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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