dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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