so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
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I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
New years is officially the only time its okay to drunk dial your parents.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
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could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.