we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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