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Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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