if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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