I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
