The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
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I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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